What Was Your Dad Like When You Were a Child?

from Storyworth


My dad worked hard to earn money to support his family. For one period of time, he worked swing shifts – and so wasn’t around in the evenings. He eventually moved into management and had better hours.

My dad was the father of six children, so the free time he had was spread across all those children. Having a lot of children limits the degree to which you can invest time in each child. For example, I never played school or league sports – I’m assuming it was because carting six kids to six different sporting events each week was too much for my parents. I did play recreational sports with my siblings, and also with friends.

My dad was a nice guy but, as I mentioned above, his time with me was limited. My oldest sibling is nine years older than me, and we’re all on average two years apart – so I was supervised/guided/raised by my older siblings as much as by my parents.

My dad did teach us to fish. We would go to a local recreational club that he had access to because of work. I took swimming lessons there, and learned to fish. My dad also taught us cards. He was a very skilled card player, and was good at most table games. It was funny because, when my mom would leave the room (to go to the bathroom, or something) my dad would ‘stack the deck’. He would choose the cards in my mom’s hand – it would alway be something quite good to get her excited. But he would also choose his own cards, which would be better — and he would beat her. It was quite funny, because my mom couldn’t say ‘my cards are really good, is this real?’ – but she would always lose.

I did have a good connection with my dad because, when we moved to the Chicago area, I worked a few summers at the chemical distribution center that he ran. As such, I commuted with him, and even interacted with him some when on site.

It was interesting that, the first week of each of those summers, I would be exhausted – pretty much sleeping whenever I wasn’t working. This was because my job at my dad’s distribution center was manual labor – stacking 100 pound bags and rolling 500 pound drums. I’m not naturally that strong of a guy, so it took some time each summer to build muscle to do the job. I would pretty much double my calorie intake.

I eventually transitioned my summer job to writing software for an actuarial firm – which I did for one summer. That summer was when I weighed the most in my entire life – because I bumped my calorie intake out of habit, but wasn’t burning that many calories at my desk job.

At the end of the day, my dad was a good dad. He worked hard to keep us fed, and did spend time with us when he could.

Guardian of Ambiguity [Classic]

I’ve created a new category for this, since it’s essentially an essay. I wrote this in college (I can tell by my reference to Dungeons and Dragons). Pencil on notebook paper. There were multiple misspellings — ‘categories’ (beginning with ‘ch’) and ‘sentient’ (misspelled as ‘sentinent’ multiple times) 🙁 I will always be grateful for modern computer-based spell check.


I remember one Star Trek episode titled ‘City on the Edge of Forever’ in which William Shatner’s character Captain Kirk had a memorable but brief exchange of words with an entity known as the Guardian. “What are you,” Kirk had asked, “being or machine?”

“I am both,” the Guardian had replied, “and neither.”

At the time that I first saw this show, I merely accepted the Guardian’s reply as being cryptic, and what I would then have termed as ‘cool’ – meaning that it demonstrated an undeniable and enviable class.

Perhaps because of that episode. I began to notice over the years that the ‘both and neither’ explanation had become a sort of science fiction cliche – Are you alive or dead? I  am both, and neither. – I have even used it at times when I DM for D&D.

Recently though, I’ve begun to wonder at the logistics of the statement. Can something truly be said to belong to two exclusive categories, and also be said to belong to neither of them? I think the key to this question is the word ‘exclusive’.

In the case of the Guardian’s conversation with Captain Kirk, the implication is that the categories ‘being’ and ‘machine’ are not mutually exclusive. If it is possible for a machine to be so complicated as to also be considered a ‘being’, then the Guardian’s statement is true in sentiment, but perhaps not in wording. (Incidentally, when I speak of a ‘being’, I mean an intelligent, free-willed type of being and not simply something that exists.)

When the Guardian says it is both a ‘being’ and a ‘machine’, it is using both terms in the broadest sense. Yes, it says, I am a construct of inanimate parts (a machine) and, yes, I am also sentient. When it says it is neither a ‘being’ nor a ‘machine’, it is using them in a sort of exclusive sense. It reasons: I am undeniably a construct, so by the strictest definition of a ‘being’, I am not one. I am undeniably ‘sentient’, so by the strictest definition of a ‘machine’, I am not one.

The accuracy of the statement lies in the ambiguity of the terms ‘being’ and ‘machine’.

An analogous situation would be if someone were to ask me if a bacterium were a plant or an animal. “It is both,” I could respond, “and neither.” It is thought today that bacteria have characteristics of both plants and animals – meaning that they could be thought of as degenerate cases of either category. However, there are certain traditional characteristics an organism must have to be considered a plant or an animal, and bacteria lack some of these. Again, the ambiguity of the terms allow the seemingly contradictory response.

(As an aside — I studied Spanish in high school, and was slightly annoyed by the fact that there are two different verbs for ‘to be.’ One is a sort of permanent ‘to be’ – “He is my father” – the ‘is’ denoting a sort of permanent condition that can’t be changed. But, if I were to say “the sky is blue,” I’m not stating anything permanent – because the sky is not always blue. Since English lacks this distinction, another factor could be ambiguity in the verb.)

As another example: if someone showed me a rubber horseshoe and asked, “Is this a chunk of rubber, or the horseshoe?” I could again say “It is both, and neither.” ‘Both’ in the sense that it was once, and could still be considered, a chunk of rubber; and it is shaped like a horseshoe. ‘Neither’ in that it is no longer strictly a chunk of rubber since it has been processed into a complex shape; and it is not strictly a horseshoe since it is not made of metal, and will never be used on a horse. In other words, there is a was/is–is/was dilemma because the object used to be one thing, but now is something else.

The entire point I’m making  is that with ambiguous words – categorias (nouns) and verbs – the Guardian’s statement is not necessarily wrong. A statement like that cannot be used however with words that are antonyms. Nothing can be both ‘sane’ and insane, ‘black’ and ‘white’.  (Is a rock sane? insane?)

My conclusion is this: though the Guardian was not wrong in what he said, he should not have said it in that way. A better phrasing would be: “I am a sentient construct – though not necessarily a ‘being’ or ‘machine’ in the traditional sense.” The only problem is – this reword loses some of the dramatic effect.

Sabotage Two? [Classic] (300 word story)

I’m guessing that this is another example of one of my siblings ending a story that I left sitting in the typewriter. The humorous main character description, his death, and the capitalized THE END are the giveaways.


The shadows reached silently across the ruddy shore of the great sea, signaling the approaching night. The fishermen unhurriedly beached their small vessels and secured them for the night, before trudging wearily across the sand toward the village – darker silhouettes against the moonless night. Little talk was exchanged as they carried their meager catches – for they knew that most of what was caught today would be eaten this night, and that a worse day would leave many a hungry stomach because of the lack of reserves.

Bo, the big fisherman, entered his shabby wooden hut. He tossed his gear across the cabin into a dark grimy corner, and entered the second room of his two-room hut. Sitting cross-legged on the floor, a wet, dark piece of leather drooping from her mouth, was his wife Tar Hanna. She grunted a greeting, and went back to the work of softening the material for his sandal straps. Bo paid her no attention as he crossed the room to the balsa cabinet which was their food storage chest. He opened the cabinet and took out a dried piece of salted fish along with a coconut shell of distilled water. Suddenly, he felt the warm wet leather wrapped around his neck, slowly tightening, squeezing the life blood from his veins. He died, and pooed his pants.

Too many cooks spoil the broth. The curtains parted, revealing a huge luminous face.

“Too bad,” said Bo’s wife. “I liked his bulbous blue head, his large hairy hands, his long glowing ears, his bright orange eyebrows, and his mischievous smile.”

“But unfortunately,” she continued, “I did not like the water he distilled in his coconuts!”

All this talk , however, sounded just like a big babble – because we cannot understand her language.

“…..no, no, no,” said Bo, as he was dragged to the place of the dead. Three ghouls grasped each of his legs, and all six of the ghouls wore a silly grin.

T H E  E N D !

Ambush [Classic] (2000 word story)

The alleyways through which the dark figure hurried were enfolded in a stifling blackness deeper than natural night. The figure’s mission was unguessable, but some dark purpose drove it from shadow to shadow – moving unswervingly toward the less-respectable neighborhoods of the waterfront. An aura of the supernatural clung to the cloaked figure, and those few that the figure encountered on its sojourn instinctively shied away from it. The figure paused for a moment before entering what was unequivocally the harbor region, and then crossed the narrow cross-street, and slipped into the walkway between two run-down warehouses.

Deeper into the maze of buildings the figure stole – until finally its path took it to a wider street, and across the street to a noisy tavern known to be frequented by thieves and murderers.

Again the figure paused in the doorway of the tavern, drinking in the riotous atmosphere of the room. The room was large, and had regularly-spaced wooden pillars supporting the low ceiling. Oil lanterns, hung on the walls and columns, lit the room flickeringly. The cloaked figure threw back its hood, and glared about the room with menacing eyes – to discourage anyone who would challenge his right to enter. The stranger was broad of shoulder and feature, and his malevolent gaze made those who dared to meet his eyes uneasy. His hair was close-cropped and jet black. His eyes were black also, and his face was clean-shaven. There was only one to meet his gaze and hold it – a lean, wiry man situated at a table in the corner. This man had a thin bitter face framed with graying hair. Although obviously aging, there was no telltale fat usually indicative of the declining years. The stranger, seeming little more than a youth, moved toward the older man’s table.

The youth, after unfastening his cloak to reveal a deadly broadsword, took the chair opposite the older man. After signaling to the owner for more drink, the older man began.

“As you know – for years, merchant caravans have been raided from time to time as they cross the Western mountains for purposes of trading with the people and lands beyond.

“Up until recent times, the infrequency of the raids has left trade still easily profitable. But recently, nearly every caravan has been looted – leaving merchants, like your uncle and me, with the possibility of losing our major source of income. The raids have taken place at many different places in the mountains, with no pattern of times. Some caravans are not even raided. We need someone to infiltrate the bandit group responsible, and communicate back to us – so that we may trap them to put an end to this banditry.

“The local merchants met and, on recommendation from your uncle, we each contributed – and have fifty gold pieces for you now, and fifty when you accomplish your job. Do you accept?”

The youth had thus far said nothing. He studied the merchants face. “How do I find these bandits, much less infiltrate their group?”

“There is reputed to be a hermit on the south slope of the Whisper Mountain, who is said to know everything that occurs throughout the entire Western Range. I suggest that you begin your search there.”

“I accept. But give me only twenty gold pieces to purchase provisions now, and eighty when I’m done. I shall begin immediately.”


A large black raven studied him from the road ahead, but this was not what drew his attention. What worried him was a familiar tree, blazed by lightning, at the side of the trail. He remembered that tree. He had passed it not more than fifteen minutes ago, and again fifteen minutes before that. But he had seen no side paths. He was following a closed circle. He knew that sorcery was at work here, for he was not totally unfamiliar with the black arts. The raven caught his attention. He addressed the raven.

“If you are some messenger for the hermit that I’ve been looking for all day, or even the hermit himself, I wish to say that I mean the hermit or his friends no harm.

The raven examined him quizzically.

“I am merely seeking information,” added the youth.

After a moment, the raven flew off down the trail. The youth spurred his horse on after him.

This time, somehow keeping the bird in sight as it flew ahead of him, the path he was following led him to a cave into which the raven flew. The youth dismounted, and stepped cautiously through the entrance with his hand on the hilt of his sword. The cave showed signs of occupancy – for there were ashes from a recent fire near the mouth of the cave, and scant furnishings about the perimeter. The cave was dark. A single candle left dancing shadows along the walls. A figure stepped from the shadows.

The hermit was a small man dressed entirely in black, He had the same questioning eyes of the raven – as he addressed the youth. “So, you are seeking information, are you?”

“Yes,” the youth replied. “In return for these.” He withdrew from his belt two small carvings, one in black ivory and one in white ivory – being a mirror-image of the first. “I ask for information about the raider band that terrorizes these mountains.”

The youth had taken the carvings from his uncle’s treasure room – recognizing their magic potential. The hermit, too, recognized the carvings of the southern goddesses of light and darkness. He licked his lips in greedy anticipation, and not removing his eyes from the carvings said: “Their camp is in a valley twelve miles north of here. A stream originates farther up this mountain. Its first westerly branch carves out the valley.” The hermit took a step toward the carvings still in the youth’s right hand – as the youth’s left hand flicked out, and a dagger protruded from the hermit’s eye. The hermit collapsed.

The youth secreted the carvings in the cave for recovery on his return trip. As he glanced down at the unfortunate hermit, he was reminded of a senseless childhood rhyme:

——Cry, baby, cry.
Put a dagger in your eye.

Outside the cave, he mounted his horse and rode north.


“Dismount.”

Upon nearing the valley, the youth found himself suddenly surrounded by three horsemen with weapons ready. He dismounted slowly and stepped away from his horse while one of the riders moved to examine his saddlebags, “Only food, and little of that,” the rider said in disgust. He moved back into position, as the youth was addressed by a second rider.

“Why are you here?” queried the second rider – obviously the man in charge.

“I have come to join your band. A now-dead hermit told me how to find you, and I offer my sword arm as justification.”

“We have enough men already. For that reason you shall do battle with, and inevitably lose to, my second-in-command – the second best swordsman in camp.” And to the other riders: “Bring him to the river.” He then rode toward the camp, and the youth was forced to follow.

Awaiting him at the river was a man of average height, but with noticeably long arms. It seemed that his hands would reach his knees had they been hanging, but instead both hands gripped the hilt of a broadsword similar to, but smaller than the one the youth carried. The man’s darker skin and slanting eyes distinguished him as a barbarian from the Southeast. A grin split his face when he saw that the youth carried a broadsword also, for it was uncommon for two such swords to meet in battle outside the barbarian lands. The youth removed his cloak, stood opposite his opponent, and the battle began.

Almost before the youth could prepare himself, the barbarian lunged and nearly skewered him – but a quick parry and sidestep left the youth unscathed. The barbarian had thought to end the fight quickly, and indeed it did – for the youth saw his opening and painted a bright-red slash on the barbarian’s side. Blood flowed freely, and a quick, pressing attack toward the river caused the barbarian to lose his footing on the bank, and allowed the killing blow – a clean removal of the head.

The others were momentarily stunned as the youth walked away unharmed, after cleaning his blade on the barbarian’s clothing. The leader looked at him thoughtfully as a winded horseman rode up.

“A caravan is entering from the east through the Cedar Pass,” the horseman blurted out breathlessly.

The leader looked at the setting sun. “We shall take then just before sunrise as they reach the Rockoak Point.” He looked to the youth. “You and I shall keep watch tonight.”

The youth nodded assent. It had been planned for him to sneak off during the night to warn this caravan, his uncle’s, of the raiders’ plans – and then return to take the raiders by surprise when the raid began. Things might still work out – he would have to see.


“‘Where is that boy?” the merchant said anxiously as he peered into the darkness.

“Your nephew, sir?” his private guard asked, “I wouldn’t know.” They rode side by side in the center of the caravan. “Fear not, it shall be dawn soon. Maybe there’s no raid planned at all.”

“Let’s hope so,” agreed the merchant – but he still was uneasy as they rode on into the night.


The youth had made up his mind as to his course of action, but he was uneasy as he took his place among the raiders along the high walls at Rockoak Point. The sounds of the caravan could be heard dimly in the distance. He had talked long into the night with the leader of the small raiding party. He had learned many things of interest, things his uncle would find very helpful in planning future caravans. Listening to a thief’s viewpoint allowed one to see things from an entirely different angle.

The two had talked about their various backgrounds, with the youth even telling of his connection with the merchants – but explaining to the leader that he truly now wished to become a raider, living a man’s life in the wild. The leader believed him, and had instructed the youth to approach the caravan alone and tell them that no raid was forthcoming.

He headed down to the pass on his horse, and stopped in front of the caravan – so that the foreguards, who had been told to watch out for him, could recognize him. He was taken to his uncle.

As he passed through the company of fifty warriors, he thought it a shame that none would live to see the light of day. While talking strategy during the night, he had been told that a single archer could take ten men from the high cliffs of Rockoak Point – meaning that the band of eight raiders could easily take the fifty-odd men in the caravan and, in a short time, none would be left to guard the riches now secured in the wagons.

“There will be no raid,” he told his uncle once he made it to the center of the caravan. “The way is clear to the West. If trouble arises on your return trip back to the East, I shall let you know. For now, I shall remain with the raiders and learn their plans. Now I must return before I am missed.”

“Thank you, my nephew. You have relieved my worried mind.” The youth waved farewell as he rode away finding a path up the side of the ravine, and disappeared into the night.

The caravan rode on toward the rising walls of Rockoak Point.


The sky was lightening as the caravan reached Rockoak Point, and the rain of arrows began. The raiders did indeed make short work of the entire caravan. They laughed and shouted as they rushed down to collect their spoils.


The morning sun shone slantingly into the pass below. The youth looked down at the carnage, and then at the bow in his hand. “It’s true,” he thought, “a single archer can kill eight or ten men from the cliffs of Rockoak Point.”

He went cautiously down the cliff path to loot the bodies of the merchants — and the raiders.


Written long ago — the concept is: the ambushers get ambushed. Not the best written story. It would have been good to know the thinking/motivation of the main character — to understand why he sacrificed his uncle and crew.

Cutting Edge [Classic] (unfinished story)

Very science fictiony. How dorky can I get…?


The old spacer was a relic from the past. He had a cybernetic hand when he could have had a regrowth done at any clinic for next to nothing. He talked with an Old World accent, and was constantly dropping back into Oldspeech. He looked old — which showed that he rejected modern cosmetics as well as regrowth. I figured he must be about 200 G-standard years or about 240 Earth-standard years old.

I met him at a centaurion outpost, somewhere near the Center, (‘Deleev possibly) — and I tore him away from his thoughts with a small mind-touch, and got him talking about “the good old days.”

At first he looked at me like “why the Core can’t you leave an old man be?” — but I eventually convinced him that I was sincerely interested, and he loosened up after I bought him a bottle of Gallelian brandy.

I figured he had his pet story, which would be very unbelievable and would probably feature him as the hero — but when he started on his story, I could tell by its lack of polish that it would probably be true.

“Way back in the 80’s,” he began “the twenty-one eighties that is, I was commissioned on board the J. Edgar Hoover — which then was just being used as a routine exploratory vessel out around the West End until that fateful year 2189.”

The West End is the traders’ name for the opposite edge of the galaxy from Sol.  And every red-blooded citizen of the Galaxy knows what happened to the J. Edgar Hoover in 2189 when, under the command of Captain James R. F. McKinna, they single-handedly drove off the Relva Invasion. With all the publicity that incident got, J. Edgar Hoover is probably more famous today than when he lived way back in the 20th century.

The old spacer continued: 

December Sprint

I now have more than 150 posts on this site — pretty exciting. During December 2021, across my art and writing sites, I published more than one post a day. That fast pace came from several factors:

  • I took two weeks off over the holidays
  • I was sick for about a week and a half of those two weeks 🙁 — which gave me low-energy downtime to spend in front of a computer
  • I sorted through all of my loose papers, categorized them (art, writing, music, school, work, etc), and grabbed some ready for posting
  • We got our printer fixed (replaced), which provides an easy mechanism to scan paper art and writing, and convert them to digital (with the help of Google Keep, which can read handwritten text, including cursive)

The pace will now slow: since I’ve scanned most of my old stuff (and am no longer on vacation), plus I need to start doing more creation of new writing and art.

Honest? [Classic] (500 word story)

“Three weeks ago the doctor said you only had a month to live.” Wendell Anders sat still digesting the news. His wife went on: “He told me it would be best to wait to tell you until now.”

Wendell thought it through. So! His inoperable tumor was terminal. He had interpreted Dr Sloane’s casual brush off when he had asked about it as a sign that he had nothing to worry about – but now that he thought about it, the brushoff could be taken either way.

He had had no reason to doubt his wife’s word. One of the qualities that had endeared him to her when they met was her inability to lie. Even if she forced herself to tell ‘a little while lie’ for a good cause, the deception could be easily seen through. But anyway he asked, “Honest?”

She nodded and continued. “He said that, uh, death would be slow and painful, and that you should have enough time to, uh, consider other, uh, alternatives.”

Suicide! There was no question of what she was implying. “Thank you for telling me.” he said lamely. Wendell had at one time thought that the doctor and his wife were having an affair, but these thoughts were overwhelmed by others now.

The thought of dying occupied his mind all that day, and he seriously considered painless ways of dying. On his way home from work (he had seen no point in not going) he stopped by a drugstore and purchased a large bottle of sleeping pills. He figured death by overdose in his sleep might ever be quite pleasant.

After an unusually quiet dinner, his wife had gone to bed early leaving him to his thoughts. When he finally prepared for bed, he kissed his wife an extra time and, when she again dozed off, got up to get the sleeping pills. The recommended maximum dosage was two, so he took fifteen, and hurriedly slipped into bed – leaving the bottle of pills and empty glass on the nightstand – so there would not be any questions in the morning. He stared at the ceiling, waiting for the pills to take effect. The lamp he had left on seemed to dim as he finally began to doze off.

He thought one last time of his wife and how she could never avoid a direct question. Honest Abigail he had called her. He would miss her.

Then at the edge of sleep, he felt – rather than saw – his wife climb out of bed. He was too tired to turn his head.

He heard another voice, and watched as she and Dr. Sloane came into his field of vision, arm in arm. He had to fight to keep his eyes open.

His wife said: “Yes Wendell, three weeks ago Dr. Sloane said you had only a month to live,” she smiled up at the doctor, “but he lied.”

Wendell’s last thoughts were – “Why – hadn’t – I – asked – herrrr……..?”

Mindmorph [Classic] (500 word story)

It’s interesting that the characters in this story include Annie (my wife’s name) and Arlo (my camera security system).


A scream from the back of the house brought me running. Damn it, she’s at it again. I burst into her room to find her floating several feet above her bed, a look of mischief on her face.

“Annie!” I screamed, “cut that out!” She smiled down at me, and quickly began to transform herself into an eagle. I dove for the window, but was too late – as she swooped down past me and out into the morning sunshine.

I drew my Smith and Wesson and took aim, but she.disappeared behind a tree. “All right!” I yelled after her, “you’re had it now young lady.” No daughter of mine was going to disobey me and get away with it.

I closed my eyes and concentrated. After a time, “Yes, boss?” — my watchdog and personal companion, Arlo – loyal but dumb. “Arlo.” I thought, “Annie’s flying around somewhere in the vineyard. Bring her back, and show no mercy.”

“Righi, boss.” I could feel his smile. Breaking contact, I kicked a hole in the wall and stepped through to the outside. Once through, I looked back in disgust at the damage I had done. Closing my eyes, I mentally pictured the wall as it had been – before the hole. There. I looked again and there was no hole – had never been.

Smiling slightly, I became a griffin and, with a mighty bound, was angling upward to get a good view.

Annie, her back to me, was hovering as she faced Arlo. Eagles aren’t built for hovering, so she tired rapidly. She was spotted with blood. Arlo had one head dangling, and an eye missing on a second. Unbelievably enough, he appeared to be losing. Damn that girl!

I launched myself into a dive at her back, Arlo, lacking in subtlety, looked at me in wonder. Annie took the opportunity to attack his already-damaged second head. That left him with only one. As Arlo focused his attention once again on Annie, I was in position. I pulled out of my dive a few yards from Annie’s back by quickly spreading my wings and forcing them downward. With a sound like a rifle shot, I switched directions – slamming startled Annie into the waiting Arlo. In the process, the tremendous strain pulled a muscle under my right wing, and I was forced to soar painfully to the ground. I barely had time to furl my wings before Arlo came trotting over – bearing the broken form of Annie on his back.

“Nice boy” I said after I had changed back to my original form. My right shoulder twinged as I scratched his head, but there was no pain as I drew it back. “Leave her here, I’ll take care of her.”

He nodded, and trotted awery – two heads whole, the third twitching back to life. I picked Annie up, and slung her over my shoulder. Back at the house, I dumped her on the bed, and she too began to twitch back to life.

I left her there, and went back to the living room to read the paper.

Dazzling [Classic] (unfinished story)

I was working late at my desk in my office Wednesday night. I guess I’d forgotten to lock the door behind me because, suddenly, I heard a noise. I turned around, regretting the fact that my gun was out of my reach on the far corner of my desk. Standing there, silhouetted against the light from the hall, was the most beautiful woman I could imagine. She was perfect: tall, shoulder length auburn hair, and the biggest, most beautiful lavender eyes I had ever seen – maybe the only lavender eyes I have ever seen. She had a figure that put Jean Harlow to shame.

I was staring down the barrel of .22 she held in her hand, and decided she would have been more beautiful without it. So I told her. It could have been that she didn’t appreciate my humor – because she broke into sobs, the gun hanging loosely in her hand. I moved quickly and grabbed the gun, emptied it, and set it on the desk behind me.

Pet-atsrophe [Classic] (21 line poem)

We had a dog.
His name was Joe.
Не went with us where e’er we’d go.
We took him to the park one day,
But our poor doggy ran away.
Where did he go?
Our doggy, Joe.

We had a cat.
His name was Phil.
Two years ago, he became ill.
One day he jumped on down the well,
We heard him purring as he fell.
I miss him still,
Our poor cat, Phil.

We had a bird.
His name was Bruce.
His feathers started coming loose.
We set him down and waved bye bye,
But the naked bastard couldn’t fly.
Now Dr. Seuss
Keeps our bird, Bruce.