Honest? [Classic] (500 word story)

“Three weeks ago the doctor said you only had a month to live.” Wendell Anders sat still digesting the news. His wife went on: “He told me it would be best to wait to tell you until now.”

Wendell thought it through. So! His inoperable tumor was terminal. He had interpreted Dr Sloane’s casual brush off when he had asked about it as a sign that he had nothing to worry about – but now that he thought about it, the brushoff could be taken either way.

He had had no reason to doubt his wife’s word. One of the qualities that had endeared him to her when they met was her inability to lie. Even if she forced herself to tell ‘a little while lie’ for a good cause, the deception could be easily seen through. But anyway he asked, “Honest?”

She nodded and continued. “He said that, uh, death would be slow and painful, and that you should have enough time to, uh, consider other, uh, alternatives.”

Suicide! There was no question of what she was implying. “Thank you for telling me.” he said lamely. Wendell had at one time thought that the doctor and his wife were having an affair, but these thoughts were overwhelmed by others now.

The thought of dying occupied his mind all that day, and he seriously considered painless ways of dying. On his way home from work (he had seen no point in not going) he stopped by a drugstore and purchased a large bottle of sleeping pills. He figured death by overdose in his sleep might ever be quite pleasant.

After an unusually quiet dinner, his wife had gone to bed early leaving him to his thoughts. When he finally prepared for bed, he kissed his wife an extra time and, when she again dozed off, got up to get the sleeping pills. The recommended maximum dosage was two, so he took fifteen, and hurriedly slipped into bed – leaving the bottle of pills and empty glass on the nightstand – so there would not be any questions in the morning. He stared at the ceiling, waiting for the pills to take effect. The lamp he had left on seemed to dim as he finally began to doze off.

He thought one last time of his wife and how she could never avoid a direct question. Honest Abigail he had called her. He would miss her.

Then at the edge of sleep, he felt – rather than saw – his wife climb out of bed. He was too tired to turn his head.

He heard another voice, and watched as she and Dr. Sloane came into his field of vision, arm in arm. He had to fight to keep his eyes open.

His wife said: “Yes Wendell, three weeks ago Dr. Sloane said you had only a month to live,” she smiled up at the doctor, “but he lied.”

Wendell’s last thoughts were – “Why – hadn’t – I – asked – herrrr……..?”

Mindmorph [Classic] (500 word story)

It’s interesting that the characters in this story include Annie (my wife’s name) and Arlo (my camera security system).


A scream from the back of the house brought me running. Damn it, she’s at it again. I burst into her room to find her floating several feet above her bed, a look of mischief on her face.

“Annie!” I screamed, “cut that out!” She smiled down at me, and quickly began to transform herself into an eagle. I dove for the window, but was too late – as she swooped down past me and out into the morning sunshine.

I drew my Smith and Wesson and took aim, but she.disappeared behind a tree. “All right!” I yelled after her, “you’re had it now young lady.” No daughter of mine was going to disobey me and get away with it.

I closed my eyes and concentrated. After a time, “Yes, boss?” — my watchdog and personal companion, Arlo – loyal but dumb. “Arlo.” I thought, “Annie’s flying around somewhere in the vineyard. Bring her back, and show no mercy.”

“Righi, boss.” I could feel his smile. Breaking contact, I kicked a hole in the wall and stepped through to the outside. Once through, I looked back in disgust at the damage I had done. Closing my eyes, I mentally pictured the wall as it had been – before the hole. There. I looked again and there was no hole – had never been.

Smiling slightly, I became a griffin and, with a mighty bound, was angling upward to get a good view.

Annie, her back to me, was hovering as she faced Arlo. Eagles aren’t built for hovering, so she tired rapidly. She was spotted with blood. Arlo had one head dangling, and an eye missing on a second. Unbelievably enough, he appeared to be losing. Damn that girl!

I launched myself into a dive at her back, Arlo, lacking in subtlety, looked at me in wonder. Annie took the opportunity to attack his already-damaged second head. That left him with only one. As Arlo focused his attention once again on Annie, I was in position. I pulled out of my dive a few yards from Annie’s back by quickly spreading my wings and forcing them downward. With a sound like a rifle shot, I switched directions – slamming startled Annie into the waiting Arlo. In the process, the tremendous strain pulled a muscle under my right wing, and I was forced to soar painfully to the ground. I barely had time to furl my wings before Arlo came trotting over – bearing the broken form of Annie on his back.

“Nice boy” I said after I had changed back to my original form. My right shoulder twinged as I scratched his head, but there was no pain as I drew it back. “Leave her here, I’ll take care of her.”

He nodded, and trotted awery – two heads whole, the third twitching back to life. I picked Annie up, and slung her over my shoulder. Back at the house, I dumped her on the bed, and she too began to twitch back to life.

I left her there, and went back to the living room to read the paper.

Dazzling [Classic] (unfinished story)

I was working late at my desk in my office Wednesday night. I guess I’d forgotten to lock the door behind me because, suddenly, I heard a noise. I turned around, regretting the fact that my gun was out of my reach on the far corner of my desk. Standing there, silhouetted against the light from the hall, was the most beautiful woman I could imagine. She was perfect: tall, shoulder length auburn hair, and the biggest, most beautiful lavender eyes I had ever seen – maybe the only lavender eyes I have ever seen. She had a figure that put Jean Harlow to shame.

I was staring down the barrel of .22 she held in her hand, and decided she would have been more beautiful without it. So I told her. It could have been that she didn’t appreciate my humor – because she broke into sobs, the gun hanging loosely in her hand. I moved quickly and grabbed the gun, emptied it, and set it on the desk behind me.

Pet-atsrophe [Classic] (21 line poem)

We had a dog.
His name was Joe.
Не went with us where e’er we’d go.
We took him to the park one day,
But our poor doggy ran away.
Where did he go?
Our doggy, Joe.

We had a cat.
His name was Phil.
Two years ago, he became ill.
One day he jumped on down the well,
We heard him purring as he fell.
I miss him still,
Our poor cat, Phil.

We had a bird.
His name was Bruce.
His feathers started coming loose.
We set him down and waved bye bye,
But the naked bastard couldn’t fly.
Now Dr. Seuss
Keeps our bird, Bruce.

The Encore [Classic] (unfinished story)

“And yet, is not life simply music played
by some cruel, though gifted, artist?

“For death can be naught else
save the culmination of a magnificent, rushing finale.
“What then, oh Gresham, of the encore?”

The heavy curtains were lowering slowly between the still-motionless orator and the audience – now shaking the foundations of the theater with thunderous applause.

Antonio permitted a smile to touch his face as the curtain reached the stage separating the still-clapping audience from the two actors onstage. The prone form of Hancock, alias Gresham, lay as one in the sleep of death, a knife protruded from his back, opposite the heart. Blood soaked clothes hung from the limp form.

Antonio felt reluctant to stir from his position above the body. He could still sense the tingle of the air that lingered from the performance. He knew that any movement, though inevitable, would break the spell and cast him from the world of fantasy and romance to the cold life of the real world.

Finally, Hancock opened one eye, then two, in a manner unlike that of one awakening, for the eyes said that the death was merely a pretense, and that the actor was conscious at all times of his surroundings.

Hancock rolled over and sat up smiling as he reached behind him to remove the stage knite. “We really brought the house down, didn’t we kid?”

It was Antonio who looked like one startled from sleep. “Wha? Oh. Yes. Yes, we did.”

Antonio thought of his portrayal of Tureq, knowing that he had done it as well as he had ever seen it done – and he had watched all the greats. He smiled, again. “Yes, we certainly did,” he said softly.

Prize Fight [Classic] (200 word story)

The mob seethed in anger at the words of the lone speaker. The speaker’s face was red, and he was screaming vehemently to be heard over the roar of the menacing crowd. Somewhere, the chant began: kill, Kill, KILL! Then, as one, the mob rushed toward the platform and smothered the speaker with their mass. Another of their number stepped up to take his place.

“Those mindless fools,” a bystander commented, but the crowd kept up their activity until only a single speaker remained — yelling at a mass of dead bodies strewn at his feet.

“I agree,“ said another, “but how else can it be done?”

“I don’t know.”

Finally, the speaker realized that he was the last, and a smile touched his face. The man then picked his way through the fallen bodies. The few spectators that were there watched impassively as the newly-selected President of the United States made his way toward them.

In The Sun [Classic] (20 line poem)

Long ago I left the shade.
I had to have the sun.
I meant to take you with me,
But I left you behind.
The sunlight made me blind.

For a time it was fantastic:
My every word recorded,
My every thought revealed.
Accustomed to the light,
You faded from my sight.

But the newness has worn off.
The excitement has gone by.
Charred and blackened by the sun,
Having thought I had it made,
I seek shelter in the shade.

At the edge, they keep me out.
They want me in the light.
My eyes can’t find you in the shade.
Loneliness propels me on.
Help me back before the dawn.


Some notes on this poem:

  1. I made some small adjustments when posting:
    • 2nd stanza: two lines exchanged order
    • 4th stanza: a word add, and a full line swap (with another existing line in my notes). Nothing super major, but it helped the overall rhyming and the flow.
  2. I may have been morphing this into a song. I have a line of music at the bottom of the last page (I’ll have to pull out the guitar and give it a go):

 

Recovery [Classic] (300 word story)

Written in high school. Another poorly written, disturbing story — with the teacher’s only comment being ‘OK’.


It took nearly 17 years after the crash for T.B. Buchannon to work up enough courage to get back into an airplane again. 17 years ago next month he had crashed while attempting to land at Evan’s Memorial Airport in Crestwood, Tennessee. He had been flying The Marrietta – his newly bought small plane – and, while anticipating a dinner date that night, he had crashed into the north face of Pine Knob. Pine Knob was the tallest mountain in the county, and the airport was located dangerously close.

Neither he nor the plane had been seriously injured, and he had gotten out of the hospital in four days – with a cast on his arm. He had had terrible nightmares for a few weeks, and decided to see a psychiatrist. Two months and a good deal of money later, he was cured completely of his nightmares, but not of his fear of flying.

He had had the plane rebuilt a few months after the crash, but he could not bring himself to go near the plane – and he gave up trying a number of years later.

He had decided a few weeks ago that today, on his 50th birthday, he would fly the plane once again. Overcoming his fear, he had flown nearly all morning, and now he was starting to come back for a landing.

To celebrate his birthday, he was having dinner with a now-widowed former girlfriend. He believed that he still loved her, and he couldn’t wait to see her again…

This was his last thought before he struck Pine Knob.

Bonded [Classic] (unfinished story)

It’s called ‘Bond-ed’ because the main character is supposed to be like a James Bond.


Faintly, a distant thrumming impinged itself upon my awareness. Barely audible, over the wash of wind through the jungle, a single drum sang a wordless song of life and death in the harsh African wilds. The drummer seemed to keep time within my heart, or my heart with him, as I was drawn urgently deeper into the night.

The assignment I had been given was simple: to locate Dennis Padelda, and kill him. Dennis Padelda. Doctor Dennis Padelda – self-proclaimed professor of anthropology, and big-game hunter. Padelda’s presence had never graced the hallowed halls of any university capable of bestowing such a degree. However, his expertise in tracking and hunting was unquestionable – and it eased the bruised egos of genuine professors who sought his advice to refer to him as Doctor Padelda.

Padelda’s contributions to science were incontestable. There were few zoos in the world worth their reputation that did not boast of one or more rare additions by Padeldo to their menagerie – an endangered cockatoo from the Amazon, or a beautiful but deadly poisonous lizard from the western marshes of Madagascar. I neither liked nor disliked this man. In a job like mine, one did best to set feelings and opinions aside – as hate made one eager and careless, while love might stay one’s trigger finger just long enough for your target to become your executioner.

I had been hired by one Ernesto Sardinio, a shipping tycoon worth nine or ten figures, American. I felt fewer qualms than usual when I told his representative, a small, well-tailored Greek, that my fee was five hundred thousand francs up front, and five hundred thousand upon completion of the job. Не didn’t bat an eye he reached into the black satchel he had been carrying and stacked the notes on the table between us. I glanced about quickly to see if we were attracting undue notice, but the place he had chosen, an elegant outdoor cafe on the Rue des Ouderes in Paris, was ideal for such intrigue. Its large, numerous ferns and ornate steel-wrought columns provided nothing but occasional glimpses of one’s fellow conspirators. A glimpse of further notes in the satchel caused me a moment of regret that I had not asked for more. But a moment was all, because we then began to discuss the details. 

“Sardinio would like І you to allow a man of his choice to accompany you,” the Greek informed me. He said ‘Sardinio’ as if it were a title, and not a name. “The man is called Sander O’Delphian. Perhaps you have heard of him.”

I had indeed heard of O’Delphian. Up until eight or nine years before, O’Delphion had been an agent on the English secret service. He had an impeccable reputation for success, and a keen marksman’s eye. Something happened – perhaps a too-close brush with death – that convinced him that he should be earning better money for what had been trained to do. He now worked freelance out of Brussels, and no doubt would be a good man to have at one’s side if things got thick. 

“I work alone.” I replied simply, and rose to go – leaving the money untouched.

The Greek was undaunted. “Perhaps some further inducement?” he asked as he reached into the satchel, eyebrows raised.

“No.” I said, pushing in my chair. I trusted no one but myself. A man nearby with a gun is an unpredictable, and perhaps fatal, threat. Also, I have certain codes and methods that I will not capitulate no matter what inducement.

The Greek smiled sincerely, as if secretly pleased that I had lived up to his expectations. He rose and said, “Very well, I assume you will be in touch.” He had given me a telephone number with an Athens exchange.

“I will,” I agreed.


I now found myself at the edge of Padela’s estate. He had made use of a several-acre clearing as a base of operations in Kenya. The thick forest opened up into a well-tended circular area three or four hundred feet in diameter. A large single-story house stood in the center between myself and the only road leading to the estate. I tried to guess the surveillance system: three guards, I decided – two mobile, and one concealed outpost a few hundred yards down the road. Also electronic surveillance: three or four long-range infrared cameras. I took out my Corman night binoculars and scanned the building.  I located two cameras: one still slowly scanning the jungle’s edge, the other pointed straight at me.

Cursing my carelessness, I swallowed my panic and quickly repacked the binoculars. I rose only to meet the sap that was whispering toward my head. My sudden movement disturbed my assailant’s aim enough to make the blow glance off the side of my head and strike my collarbone with a dry snap. Turning, I had visions of overpowering the man and still making my escape. Unfortunately, my actions were slower than my thoughts, as a second blow welcomed the night into my brain.


I opened my eyes. Padelda stared down at me with equal portions of interest and disinterest. I closed my eyes again, hoping this was all а dream and that I would have another chance to undo my mistakes and complete the job as planned. I found myself thinking about a beach I knew in Spain where, a lifetime ago, I had splashed in the sun with a girl ten years younger than me. Three days I will never forget. I had vowed to return to that beach one day, and now found myself regretting that I would never make it.

My broken collarbone hurt dully as if caught in mid-throb. It felt as if it had been treated, and I was thankful that my captors had had the decency to ease my pain before they killed me.

It was about time for Padelda smile and say in a slightly accented voice “Good morning, Mr. Bond.” Of course, he would say ‘Mr. Parker’ instead of ‘Mr. Bond’, but the rest would be the same. Insincere consolations on my failure, and finally – a diabolically clever trap from which, unlike Mr. Bond, I would not be able to escape, and would perish hideously.


I have some additional notes on this story – some about making the main character more ‘Bond-like’ (having him smoke cigarettes, for example) and others about what happens next: his target lets him go, he gets driven back to town, but somehow escapes his driver… Nothing more, though.

Posting my old stories inspires me to write more, and even possibly clean up some of these old stories. For example, in this story, I was looking forward to learning how the agreement was reached that landed the main character. I imagined that maybe he had eventually agreed to work with the other assassin, but had killed (or incapacitated) him.

I do notice that many of my old stories start out fairly strong (and interesting) – but then wrap quickly (and thinly). I think that I get bored of the story, and just try to close it out and move on. Maybe if I started with an overall story outline? Or had a schedule that forced me to spend X hours on the story over Y days – to ensure it gets attention all the way through the plot…

Murder [Classic] (1600 word story)

“He’s dead!” she exclaimed in her cutie-pie voice, her eyes wide in mock surprise. “Oh, my!” she added. I stepped past her into the room, the other guests crowding behind. In the center of a beautifully-colored wall-to-wall carpet sprawled the body of the late Mr. Edminson – a wealthy old codger who tended to spend most of his time in seclusion in this very room, his study. The knife in the back, and the blood on the carpet, left no doubt in my mind that he was dead, but I checked anyway.

Edminson was the owner of the magnificent hotel in which we were all borders. He was well liked by most – but obviously not by all. Не had no heirs, and had hinted that he had left his phenomenal fortune to one of the guests, not disclosing which one.

I looked about the room at the six guests other than myself.

There was Melissa Maypole, the buxomy little blonde who had first discovered the body. She was some little sexpot. Edminson and she were seldom seen together – at least not in public.

To her left was Andria Blarney – a plain, tragic wisp of a girl. Shy as a lamb, she seldom saw the sun, and was hopelessly in love with – Brad Baxter.

Baxter was the kind man you can’t help but hate. He was incredibly handsome, and incredibly conceited. He had no concern for others’ feelings, and would as easily crush a friend (if he had any friends) as he would an insect. He would lie, cheat, steal, and possibly kill – to achieve his way to the top. Не knew of Andria’s feelings, but callously hounded after Genneatte Margoli, the Italian goddess who graced our presence.

Genneatte was one of the most beautiful women I had ever seen. She grew up in a small town near Florence, and at the ripe age of 17, made her way to America and California – where she had hoped to get into pictures. But here she was at the Hotel Blofaunte – doing apparently nothing for a living, and doing that extremely well. She was very cold toward men, but occasionally a bit of warmth showed through –  like the last flames of a dying fire. I sometimes doubted whether there was a woman more beautiful in all of San Francisco.

B. Asgard Hopkins was perhaps the only close friend of Edminson among the quests. Edminson and he were approximately the same age, but Hopkins had never made his fortune like Edminson. Perhaps he was living off his friend’s charity.  They played checkers and gin rummy together on Sunday afternoons, and sometimes could be found on the veranda in the early evenings sipping sherry and reminiscing about the good old days.

Also there was Christian Miller, a wholesome young lad just back from the war – trying to work his way through night school. Christian and I got along well, as we shared several hobbies in common: riflery and boating to name a few. He was the kind of man to whom Andria should turn her attention.

As a former police inspector, I naturally took charge. “Who was the last to see Mr. Edminson alive?”

A few murmurs, then Hopkins said, “Perhaps Mrs. Butler.”

Ah, Mrs. Butler! I had nearly forgotten about her. She was the live-in maid, nurse – and who knows what else – to Mr. Edminson. She prepared the meals for all of us as well as kept the hotel in working order. She was rather unobtrusive, and it was difficult sometimes to remember if one had seen her that day. I walked to the door, leaned out, and called up the stairs.

“Mrs. Burler!”

She appeared at the top of the stairs clutching handkerchief, her face blotched red from crying. She was already dressed in black (or did she always wear black?) and looked to be a serious woman in her late forties (about my own age). She was stout, though not heavy, and had gray hair streaked with silver. She started down the stairs.

I stepped back into the room, noticing that the group had broken up into pairs. Baxter was saying something to Geanette, who was looking my way. Hopkins and Melissa Maypole were talking of the murder, with Hopkins gesturing every now and then toward the body. Christian was trying to draw Andria into a conversation, but she was staring fixedly at a point somewhere above my head.

I looked again at the body in the still, red puddle of blood – with an ornately-carved knife protruding its back.

Mrs. Butter entered behind me, her eyes desperately trying to avoid the body.

“Mrs. Butler,” I asked softly, “when was the last time you saw Mr. Edminson alive?”

The flow of tears started anew, but the voice was steady, with a hint of Irish brogue in it. “At tea time today, sir,” she replied.

“Thank you.” I turned to address Melissa Maypole (what an odd name). “Miss Maypole, how did you happen to enter Mr. Edminson’s study at this hour?” It was quarter after five, dinner was not until seven.

“I was going to ask him if he would take on another border,” she replied, “a girlfriend of mine desperately needs a place to stay.” She said it, with a special emphasis on ‘desperately’, as though she was trying to convince me to accept.

“And you found him dead, and immediately came to get the other guests without entering the study?”

“That’s right. I thought with you being a former inspector, and all…” she sounded almost apologetic.

“You did the right thing,” I assured her. Thinking aloud, I went on, “So we know that Mr. Edminson died somewhere between tea-time, 4:00, and when Miss Maypole found him dead, call it 5:00,” I smited wryly, “and I believe that we can rule out suicide.”

“I would like you all to go to your rooms now, and I will question each of you individually. Compose your thoughts – because you must have a verifiable alibi before you are removed from suspicion.”

I gave them all time to return to their rooms, while I composed my own thoughts.

No one is above suspicion. Mr. Edminson was murdered between four and five o’clock. The murder weapon is a knife with a carved handle, reminiscent of southwestern Europe, Italy perhaps. Would Geanette be so foolish, or is someone trying to frame her, some jealous party such as Andria? Or…

This speculation is getting me nowhere; as would, I believe, checking for alibis. I myself have no alibi, and most of the guests were in their rooms alone. Maybe if I call them all together, I can frighten the murderer into giving him (or her) self away. Calling the police now will bring them here in a quarter of an hour. If I can’t find the murderer in that time, I doubt that I could in any length of time.

I stepped out of the study, and used the telephone at the foot of the stairs to call the police. After I explained who I was, they agreed to my request to use their sirens when they arrived. I hoped this would incite the murderer into flight – if my other tactics failed.

I climbed the stairs, and knocked on Mrs. Butler’s door – the only door to my left. All the other guests’ rooms, including my own, were to the right of the stairs. The door must have been unlatched, for it swung open part way and I poked my head in – only to see a glint of a flying object, and heard Mrs. Butler shriek, “No!”

I jerked my head back out of the way of the flying knife, but still felt it deflect off my scalp. I heard the knife embed itself into the wall as I slammed closed the door. Blood was welling down into my left eye, and down my face.

I searched for a weapon, and snatched up a silver tray that was lying upon the table in the hall. This should serve as a temporary shield, I thought.

With I running start, I burst into the room and, holding the tray in front of me, ran blindly at the spot I had last seen Mrs. Butler – but she was not there. I caught a glimpse of her out of the corner of my eye, drawing her arm back for another throw. Fortunately, I was headed toward a large sofa – so I continued, and dove behind it – only to receive a knife in my left thigh.

I looked down at it, as I lay panting behind the sofa. The handle matched the one in the back of Mr. Edminson downstairs. Almost screaming in pain, I drew it out slowly – and prepared to use it against Mrs. Butler. I was not unfamiliar with knives, but took little time to examine it, and I threw it with all my might – which, by that time with loss of blood, was not what it could have been.

I had thrown it wide of the mark, and it would have missed her – had she not stepped into its path while preparing to face the figure now entering the door. It struck her under the left shoulder blade and, by the angle at which I threw it, I could tell that it had reached her heart.

She made gurgling sounds in her throat, and fell to the floor – blood slowly oozing from her mouth.

I collapsed at almost the same instant – and through the engulfing blackness, I could see Christian’s face leaning over me while, in the distance, the dim sound of sirens pierced the evening air.


Written before I moved to California. It’s funny to me that one of the characters targeted the film industry (“hoped to get into pictures”) but she’s living in San Francisco — which is nowhere near Hollywood.