The level of adventure
From yesterday to now
Is more than I can fathom
But I need to figure how
I found myself a captive
Mentally at least
My date was such a problem
Essentially a beast
I’m glad the date is over
So glad we parted ways
I’m trying to recover
And surface from the haze
Now I’ve learned a lesson
When searching for a date
Use an online app or date site
Not some sign found on a gate
Mostly now recovered
I’m at a shopping mall
But wait, that looks intriguing —
Phone number on a wall…