I don’t think this is a true story, so I’ve created a new category called ‘Jokes’. (But this might be my only one…)
When I was younger, I had to walk very far to school every day. There was a teacher at the school with the name Williams. She was very pretty, and well-endowed. One day, I was at my desk looking at her and not listening, when I realized that she had asked me a question. Everyone was waiting. Knowing that it was math class, I answered with the first thing that I thought of — “parabolas.” I was then taken to the principal. I was told later that the question she had asked was “What are you looking at?”