Nilrem [Classic] (1000 word story)

The old timer didn’t know what to make of it. He’d o been mining these mountains for fifty years, but he’d never come across anything like this. He scratched his head and looked sideways at the thing. He was standing belore what appeared to be a cave – only there was this wall of what appeared to be water over the entrance.

It had the appearance of a mirror, and rippled in the wind just as a lake would – but it was upright. If he thought about it as a pond, it made him dizzy, and he got momentarily confused about what direction was down, until he closed his eyes. Maybe it was a giant soap bubble, he thought. But when he touched it, it didn’t break. Ripples just spread out from where he touched, bounced off the sides, regrouped in the middle, bounced again off the sides… until they died.

He had tried sticking his arm into it, and determined that it was at least as deep as his arm. He touched the water again (he was convinced it was water) and watched the ripples expand, bounce, and contract until they were swallowed up by the waves made by the wind. Thinking about the waves, he had the momentary feeling that he was suspended horizontally above the pond – and found himself falling toward it. He stumbled toward the wall of water, and was engulfed. His ripples too eventually were swallowed up by the waves. His donkey brayed in remorse, and the wind howled its condolences.


The feeling of vertigo continued until he found himself floating at the surface of a small pond (this one was in the ground) in the center of a circle of sword points, The prospector looked around in bewilderment as he was ordered out of the pool and escorted to a large tent topped by a red flag with a dragon upon it.

“My liege,” one of his escorts said by way of an interruption. A small, but impressive man turned toward them. He wore rich blue robes and had blond hair and air of nobility about him. But this was not what drew the prospector’s attention. Seated next to the noble was the prospector himself – or his twin – wearing sky blue robes with astrological designs on them. The old timer fainted.


When he awoke, he found himself on a fur in the corner of the same tent – alone with his twin and the noble. He lay still and listened.

“As I was, saying earlier M’lord,” his twin was saying, his voice sounding exactly like the prospector’s, “there exist other worlds, other dimensions that differ from ours by time, space, and circumstance.”

“This man is undoubtedly me,” the room grew dark and spun, but the prospector managed to retain consciousness, “…comes from a different dimension. He has no idea who he is, or the power he possesses.”

“That’s all well and good, Merlin,” interrupted the other, “but how does this help us in our upcoming siege against Troy?”

“We know that he is unaware of his connection with us, as are we. He may be part of our past, or we part of his, or our worlds may never coincide. I can still use him as a channel to increase my power eightfold times. This increase will almost certainly make a victory oven the murderous Trojans certain. But remember as I said before, this is a one-time spell, and he will remain with us for only forty-eight hours – no more, no less.”

“If we march at once, we will make Troy by sundown,” said the noble. “Good luck, Merlin.”

“And to you, Arthur,” as the young king departed from the tent.

Merlin turned to the prospector. “Good morning, self,” the magician said – and the two began a dizzying (for the prospector) conversation about dimensions and identities.


At nightfall, they were camped a mile from Troy – separated only by a level field.

The prospector had grown to like the magician (and why not?) and was seen the next day with him as the two wandered here and there discussing plans for the siege at nightfall.

“All you have to do is repeat along with me the spells and incantations, and our powers will combine to demolish the gates of Troy. This shall all be done when we ride up with the army at our backs.”

“I understand,” replied the prospector, and they prepared to ride to Troy.


The army halted three hundred yards from the city, and the magician and the prospector rode up together to accomplish their Herculean task.

The prospector repeated the chants with remarkable ease considering that some were in strange tongues. He felt a mighty force surge through him and directed it at the gates – as did Merlin. An incredible brilliance emanated from their hands, and enveloped the gates with its blaze. They both cried out in joy at the incredible feeling of power and, in a short time, the gates of Troy were shattered, and the army rushed in.

The city fell during night and, as it neared sunrise, the magician turned to his double and shouted over the rejoicing that they had better see to returning the prospector.

Merlin took the old-timer aside and, with a simple spell, the two were back at the small pond from which the prospector had emerged.

“Goodbye, and good luck,” Merlin said as the prospector lowered himself into the pond.

“Goodbye,” the prospector replied and, with a wink, submerged himself – never to be seen in that world again.

Again the vertigo, and the prospector fell out of the wall of water, hit his head, and blacked out.


He awoke a while later with his donkey standing over him, nudging him concernedly.

He thought back, shook his head, and smiled. Rising to his feet, he patted the animal on the shoulder saying, “No more Mexican food for me, huh girl?” The donkey brayed in agreement.

He shook his head again and, with a casual gesture behind him, a flash of light from his hand closed up the portal of water – and he continued down the trail with his donkey.

“Nope. No more Mexican food for me, that’s for sure.”


I don’t remember writing this, and was half convinced — even hoping — that the ‘twins’ were going to swap places — either through mutual consent, or by one tricking the other.

A Face in the Crowd [Classic] (100 word story)

“You’ll never get me, you dirty copper!”

Gumball Turner felt that he was safe in the crowd. He knew that there was always the chance of him being found, but he knew that those chances were slim. The anonymity of the crowd had saved him before. He felt it safe to yell again.

“You’ll never get me, copper!” Those near him looked at him oddly, but most had eyes for the impressive copper coming toward them.

The copper came, found Gumball — and took him away.

“Noooooooooooo!” Gumball cried, but he was ruthlessly popped into the mouth of the expectant child.


So, to clarify… the ‘copper’ was a penny (not a policemen) and Gumball Turner was an actual gumball from a gumball machine.

‘It’s All Academic’ [Classic] (200 word story)

The two students in the back of the lecture hall were paying little attention to the lecture.

“This is too early in the morning to listen to this crud,” one said.

“You know it. I almost didn’t come,” the other replied.

“You’d figure that…”

“Shhh, listen.”

“…wondered what a creature from an alien race would look like. Would it be like us, or would it be some sort of sapient turtle, or… “

“I thought this was supposed to be a ‘classical civilizations’ lecture,” the first student interjected.

“It was, shhh.”

“…or some form that we cannot even imagine?”

“There are many conflicting opinions on this. Most feel that for another planet to have intelligent life, ecological conditions of the planet would have to be identical with those of ours. They feel that similar or identical conditions have to produce similar or identical intelligent beings.”

“I disagree on both counts…”

“They’d have to be like us, wouldn’t they?” the first student asked the other.

“I don’t see how they couldn’t,” replied the second.

“Then let’s get out of here.”

“Okay,” agreed the second with a wave of a claw, and the two scuttled toward the exit and the great open seas.


I had two versions of this story stapled together — one was more vanilla and not really going anywhere. I must have gotten bored, and decided to rewrite it with a silly ending.

A Venerable Old Man [Classic] (300 word story)

Written in high school. Not very sophisticated or exciting — I’d like to think my writing has improved over the years…


Five or six years ago, northeast of the town I used to live in, a few of my friends and I went to visit an old man who used to live at the edge of the woods. I don’t believe that any of us knew his name, nor he ours — we just called him ‘sir’ and he called us ‘boys’ — but every Friday after school the four of us would meet by the railroad tracks and set off on our weekly hike to the old man’s house.

It was easy to get away from town, because the town was laid out along the river in the middle of the valley — and just a little bit of hill climbing brought us to virgin woods that could have been miles and miles from the nearest community.

I believe the word ‘venerable’ would have fitted the old man perfectly because he was very old and knowledgeable, and we respected him and his stories a lot.

He told us of his ancestors, and about the legends of the hills — and he had that quality when speaking that made all of his stories interesting, and we never wanted to go home.

One visit about five or six years ago brought us to his house, but he was not on the porch awaiting us like he usually was. We searched his house and found his kettle on the fire like it always was when we visited — containing some of his homemade tea — but there was no sign of him.

We came back every Friday for a few months, and then slacked off to about one visit every couple of months. We never saw him again, and gave up after a year, but I think his memory will always stay in my mind.

In A Rut [Classic]

It happens every time…

I’m so frustrated.

Every so often, but not as often as I would like, I get the urge to write. I think of a good idea or two and sit down in front of the typewriter hoping to develop one of them to the point of a story. But every time, all I do is sit looking at the keys.

Well, I do get some typing in — because I usually end up with two or three false starts which I save just in case I think of something to add to them later.

Maybe I should string them all together into one piece and call it “Images” or another equally silly name. Or better yet, maybe I should write something about how I can’t write anything.

Let me think… I got it:

“It happens every time…”

I Was Once An Ant [Classic] (13 line poem)

Surprisingly, I found an old poem that isn’t about monsters and death.


I was once an ant.
Timid. Afraid.
Blindly rushing about with no purpose.

Then it happened.

I was once a stone.
Ignorant of my surroundings.
Achieving nothing.

Now…

Now I soar with the wind,
——and look down on the stars.
Now I stride across oceans,
——and mountains stand aside.

I am in love.