{"id":2755,"date":"2024-08-22T10:52:28","date_gmt":"2024-08-22T17:52:28","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/lewczyk.net\/tomswritings\/?p=2755"},"modified":"2025-07-10T10:27:01","modified_gmt":"2025-07-10T17:27:01","slug":"uncorked-classic-5-line-limerick","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/lewczyk.net\/tomswritings\/?p=2755","title":{"rendered":"Uncorked [Classic] (5 line limerick)"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p class=\"has-text-color\" style=\"color:#00006d\"><em>I found this among some old papers, and had to add the fifth line to complete it.<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n<hr class=\"wp-block-separator has-alpha-channel-opacity\"\/>\n\n\n\n<p>There once was a begger from York<br>\nWhose bottle was sealed by a cork<br>\nIn order to pop it<br>\nHe managed to drop it<br>\nWas licking the ground like a dork<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I found this among some old papers, and had to add the fifth line to complete it. There once was a begger from York Whose bottle was sealed by a cork In order to pop it He managed to drop it Was licking the ground like a dork<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[22,5,23],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/lewczyk.net\/tomswritings\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2755"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/lewczyk.net\/tomswritings\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/lewczyk.net\/tomswritings\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/lewczyk.net\/tomswritings\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/lewczyk.net\/tomswritings\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2755"}],"version-history":[{"count":5,"href":"http:\/\/lewczyk.net\/tomswritings\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2755\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2762,"href":"http:\/\/lewczyk.net\/tomswritings\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2755\/revisions\/2762"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/lewczyk.net\/tomswritings\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2755"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/lewczyk.net\/tomswritings\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2755"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/lewczyk.net\/tomswritings\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2755"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}