{"id":93,"date":"2015-07-24T09:54:02","date_gmt":"2015-07-24T09:54:02","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/tomsblog.lewczyk.net\/?p=93"},"modified":"2021-07-31T15:24:05","modified_gmt":"2021-07-31T15:24:05","slug":"morning-troubles","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/lewczyk.net\/tomsblog\/?p=93","title":{"rendered":"Morning Troubles"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I have a little espresso\u00a0maker downstairs that I use on days when I don&#8217;t have an early commute into San Francisco &#8212; so I normally use it four days a week, but I&#8217;m using it every day now during my sabbatical. It&#8217;s a complicated routine since I make cappuccinos, so I have to measure and froth the milk, plus measure and make the espresso shots, then clean up. I&#8217;ve gotten pretty good at it, but the last two days I screwed up &#8212; both times by not adding water to the reservoir first. Plus today I over-measured everything so I had an overflow on final assembly.<\/p>\n<p>It&#8217;s a lot to ask a sleepy coffee drinker to make a complicated drink, so I&#8217;m not too worried, but I thought I had the routine down pat. I hope it&#8217;s not a trend toward senility \ud83d\ude09 . I&#8217;m reminded of the story <em>Flowers for Algernon<\/em> &#8212; which was a short story, novel, and movie (<em>Charlie<\/em>) &#8212; where they gave a mind-enhancing drug to a retarded man who got smart and then got dumb again (and died). Maybe the coffee is my mind-enhancing drug.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I have a little espresso\u00a0maker downstairs that I use on days when I don&#8217;t have an early commute into San Francisco &#8212; so I normally use it four days a week, but I&#8217;m using it every day now during my sabbatical. It&#8217;s a complicated routine since I make cappuccinos, so I have to measure and &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"http:\/\/lewczyk.net\/tomsblog\/?p=93\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Morning Troubles&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[4],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/lewczyk.net\/tomsblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/93"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/lewczyk.net\/tomsblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/lewczyk.net\/tomsblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/lewczyk.net\/tomsblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/lewczyk.net\/tomsblog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=93"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/lewczyk.net\/tomsblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/93\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":261,"href":"http:\/\/lewczyk.net\/tomsblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/93\/revisions\/261"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/lewczyk.net\/tomsblog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=93"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/lewczyk.net\/tomsblog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=93"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/lewczyk.net\/tomsblog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=93"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}